December 2011
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
geezers:
then again if anything happened to obama
i would cry like a little bitch
so i cant judge them
but their entire view on government is so fucking warped omg
unless they really ARE faking it because the government told them to but still i dont think they’re acting
loll the footage is pretty hilarious.
okay, that was a bit insensitive…
geezers:
oh my god they have crowd control lol
they’re really good actors if they are acting i am just saying
the CNN news casters dont know if this is live (well it doesnt look live) footage or if it’s pre-recorded and staged and what not
it’s definitely not live and it looks pieced together for dramatic effect but it’s still gr8
damn north korea looks like a scary place to live
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Have you ever looked at someone's tumblr
wordsthatididntsay:
And been like…damn nigga. This ain’t myspace. Imma need you to get rid of the sparkly cursor and music that automatically starts playing in the background.
ashleysabatino:
its easy getting lost in your own world when you’re busy shutting everyone else out
Cheers to you Mr. Kangaroooooo
France has an endless supply of good looking men.
There's no safe place to do homework
thefunniestpost:
Trying to do homework on your bed
Trying to do homework at your desk
Trying to do homework in the Kitchen.
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